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Post by Sylandro Sat Jul 12, 2014 3:42 pm

1. Bring in a bunch of Serbians and order them to remove all the kebabs from the meat section
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Post by MysticPing Sat Jul 12, 2014 3:50 pm

2. Set all the alarm clocks to alarm in 10 minute intervals
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Post by Yuriski Sat Jul 12, 2014 3:53 pm

3. Stand in the front, eating dead flies from the windowsill.
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Post by Warriorbulb Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:14 pm

4. Bounce around on a bouncy ball while making a Nazi salute while eating raw meat.


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Post by cziken20 Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:28 pm

5. Go in and start asking about internet cables that are long enough to get them from where you live to Belarus and are tasting like donuts.

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Post by Sylandro Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:41 pm

6. Bring in a bunch of Kerbals.
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Post by Paradox Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:33 pm

7. Work for Target
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Post by MysticPing Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:36 pm

8. Buy a rope, a knife and chloroform
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Post by Paradox Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:47 pm

Buy a candy bar with a hundred dollar bill, ask what year it is, then when you get an answer, run away saying your time machine worked.
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Post by cziken20 Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:50 pm

10. Walk in. Get tonnes of things to buy. Go to the checkout, wait until cashier scans them all, then say you want to cancel it. After he well cancels it hit him in face and run away saying hes trolled.
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Post by MysticPing Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:52 pm

11. Get a assassins creed hidden blade replica. Find crowded place. Go up to one of the people, say "Your one of them" then pull out your plastic hidden blade and try to stab him.
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Post by Sylandro Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:54 pm

12. Deorbit the ISS on your local Wal-Mart.
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Post by Guest Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:58 pm

13. Save all change in coins that you have collected during the year. Buy something worth around one hundered coins and have the cashier count them while there is a big line of people behind you.

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Post by Yuriski Sat Jul 12, 2014 6:23 pm

14. Re-enact The Shining using nothing but tomato ketchup and a sausage.
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Post by Sylandro Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:27 pm

15. Open a jar of bloodthirsty mosquitos and run like a b*tch.
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Post by borisperrons Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:46 pm

16. Build a fort out of dog chow cans and secede from the Union.
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Post by Warriorbulb Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:55 pm

17. Hold a battle with pool noodles and water guns in the detergent aisle.
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Post by Sylandro Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:56 pm

18. Flush random employees and the manager down the toilet.
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Post by WJDubs Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:03 pm

19. Ask where the human meat is sold.

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Post by MysticPing Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:10 pm

20. "Could you kick me out?"
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Post by Yuriski Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:50 pm

16. Replace every image with somebody's face on it with that of Nic Cage.
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Post by Sylandro Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:59 pm

22. Scold Yuriski for being out of sync with the number chains
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Post by cziken20 Sun Jul 13, 2014 9:50 am

23. Start shouting "NORDGEVYNTEMYNTE IS WHIIIIIIIIIITEEEEEEE!" in the shop.
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Post by Sylandro Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:13 am

24. Declare your local walmart a independent country and declare yourself the leader.
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Post by Yuriski Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:37 am

25. Ask for directions to another Walmart.
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