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100+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Sylandro on Sat Jul 12, 2014 3:42 pm

1. Bring in a bunch of Serbians and order them to remove all the kebabs from the meat section
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Re: 100+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by MysticPing on Sat Jul 12, 2014 3:50 pm

2. Set all the alarm clocks to alarm in 10 minute intervals

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Re: 100+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Yuriski on Sat Jul 12, 2014 3:53 pm

3. Stand in the front, eating dead flies from the windowsill.

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Re: 100+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Warriorbulb on Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:14 pm

4. Bounce around on a bouncy ball while making a Nazi salute while eating raw meat.


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Re: 100+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by cziken20 on Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:28 pm

5. Go in and start asking about internet cables that are long enough to get them from where you live to Belarus and are tasting like donuts.

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Re: 100+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Sylandro on Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:41 pm

6. Bring in a bunch of Kerbals.
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Re: 100+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Paradox on Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:33 pm

7. Work for Target

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Re: 100+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by MysticPing on Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:36 pm

8. Buy a rope, a knife and chloroform

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[2014-07-13 20:10:06] MysticPing (Victor): Caesars extensive boob research? [2014-07-13 20:10:12] Stephen: Yes
[11:24:57 PM] Ryan Jones: I got nothing better to do than question peoples sex lives
Nah my dick was so confused nothing turned it on

[23:48] Yuriski (Ryan Jones): Then all of a sudden bam, it wants to fuck anything in sight
Tables, lampshades, food blenders
If it exists ill fuck it

[22:46:05] DeltaV: i sure am learning a lot about dino penises today

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Re: 100+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Paradox on Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:47 pm

Buy a candy bar with a hundred dollar bill, ask what year it is, then when you get an answer, run away saying your time machine worked.

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Re: 100+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by cziken20 on Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:50 pm

10. Walk in. Get tonnes of things to buy. Go to the checkout, wait until cashier scans them all, then say you want to cancel it. After he well cancels it hit him in face and run away saying hes trolled.
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Re: 100+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by MysticPing on Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:52 pm

11. Get a assassins creed hidden blade replica. Find crowded place. Go up to one of the people, say "Your one of them" then pull out your plastic hidden blade and try to stab him.

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[2014-07-13 20:10:06] MysticPing (Victor): Caesars extensive boob research? [2014-07-13 20:10:12] Stephen: Yes
[11:24:57 PM] Ryan Jones: I got nothing better to do than question peoples sex lives
Nah my dick was so confused nothing turned it on

[23:48] Yuriski (Ryan Jones): Then all of a sudden bam, it wants to fuck anything in sight
Tables, lampshades, food blenders
If it exists ill fuck it

[22:46:05] DeltaV: i sure am learning a lot about dino penises today

[21:27:10] DeltaV: you finally found my fetish
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Re: 100+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Sylandro on Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:54 pm

12. Deorbit the ISS on your local Wal-Mart.
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Re: 100+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Guest on Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:58 pm

13. Save all change in coins that you have collected during the year. Buy something worth around one hundered coins and have the cashier count them while there is a big line of people behind you.

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Re: 100+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Yuriski on Sat Jul 12, 2014 6:23 pm

14. Re-enact The Shining using nothing but tomato ketchup and a sausage.

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Re: 100+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Sylandro on Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:27 pm

15. Open a jar of bloodthirsty mosquitos and run like a b*tch.
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Re: 100+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by borisperrons on Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:46 pm

16. Build a fort out of dog chow cans and secede from the Union.
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Re: 100+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Warriorbulb on Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:55 pm

17. Hold a battle with pool noodles and water guns in the detergent aisle.
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Re: 100+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Sylandro on Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:56 pm

18. Flush random employees and the manager down the toilet.
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Re: 100+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by WJDubs on Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:03 pm

19. Ask where the human meat is sold.

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Re: 100+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by MysticPing on Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:10 pm

20. "Could you kick me out?"

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[2014-07-13 20:10:06] MysticPing (Victor): Caesars extensive boob research? [2014-07-13 20:10:12] Stephen: Yes
[11:24:57 PM] Ryan Jones: I got nothing better to do than question peoples sex lives
Nah my dick was so confused nothing turned it on

[23:48] Yuriski (Ryan Jones): Then all of a sudden bam, it wants to fuck anything in sight
Tables, lampshades, food blenders
If it exists ill fuck it

[22:46:05] DeltaV: i sure am learning a lot about dino penises today

[21:27:10] DeltaV: you finally found my fetish
[21:27:13] DeltaV: yuri’s fully clothed dad

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Re: 100+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Yuriski on Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:50 pm

16. Replace every image with somebody's face on it with that of Nic Cage.

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Re: 100+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Sylandro on Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:59 pm

22. Scold Yuriski for being out of sync with the number chains
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Re: 100+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by cziken20 on Sun Jul 13, 2014 9:50 am

23. Start shouting "NORDGEVYNTEMYNTE IS WHIIIIIIIIIITEEEEEEE!" in the shop.
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Re: 100+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Sylandro on Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:13 am

24. Declare your local walmart a independent country and declare yourself the leader.
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Re: 100+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Yuriski on Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:37 am

25. Ask for directions to another Walmart.

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