Welcome page

I guess we should have a welcome page to link around, where we explain who we are, what we do and how we plan to kill the batman all in a friendly, catchy and new-RPer-making way.

Thoughts?

"Come to us! We have nukes, no fees on choclate, electinos and war! We are gonig to supply +15 things into your ears, if you join our skype chat! The admins will always be ncie to you, even thou you are always gonig to argue with them! Expect war from warriorbulb, getting hit by cziken's polish nationalism or the fact that almost all of our users are socialsits/commies! Of course, you cant paly our rp before you buy a game caslled KSP worth 20 euro! We welcome you!"

First we need to actually attract new RPers. The ad on the main forum has had over 100 views since I posted about a week ago. Not a single soul registered.

Maybe we need more awesomeness? Like big flashy red letters. Jumping ponies, nukes bombing and shit.