100+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart
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cziken20
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100+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart
1. Bring in a bunch of Serbians and order them to remove all the kebabs from the meat section
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2. Set all the alarm clocks to alarm in 10 minute intervals
MysticPing- Posts : 767
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3. Stand in the front, eating dead flies from the windowsill.
Yuriski- Posts : 844
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4. Bounce around on a bouncy ball while making a Nazi salute while eating raw meat.
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5. Go in and start asking about internet cables that are long enough to get them from where you live to Belarus and are tasting like donuts.
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cziken20- Posts : 563
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7. Work for Target
Paradox- Posts : 90
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8. Buy a rope, a knife and chloroform
MysticPing- Posts : 767
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Buy a candy bar with a hundred dollar bill, ask what year it is, then when you get an answer, run away saying your time machine worked.
Paradox- Posts : 90
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10. Walk in. Get tonnes of things to buy. Go to the checkout, wait until cashier scans them all, then say you want to cancel it. After he well cancels it hit him in face and run away saying hes trolled.
cziken20- Posts : 563
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11. Get a assassins creed hidden blade replica. Find crowded place. Go up to one of the people, say "Your one of them" then pull out your plastic hidden blade and try to stab him.
MysticPing- Posts : 767
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13. Save all change in coins that you have collected during the year. Buy something worth around one hundered coins and have the cashier count them while there is a big line of people behind you.
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14. Re-enact The Shining using nothing but tomato ketchup and a sausage.
Yuriski- Posts : 844
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15. Open a jar of bloodthirsty mosquitos and run like a b*tch.
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16. Build a fort out of dog chow cans and secede from the Union.
borisperrons- Posts : 912
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17. Hold a battle with pool noodles and water guns in the detergent aisle.
Warriorbulb- Posts : 860
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18. Flush random employees and the manager down the toilet.
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19. Ask where the human meat is sold.
WJDubs- Posts : 82
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20. "Could you kick me out?"
MysticPing- Posts : 767
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16. Replace every image with somebody's face on it with that of Nic Cage.
Yuriski- Posts : 844
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22. Scold Yuriski for being out of sync with the number chains
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23. Start shouting "NORDGEVYNTEMYNTE IS WHIIIIIIIIIITEEEEEEE!" in the shop.
cziken20- Posts : 563
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24. Declare your local walmart a independent country and declare yourself the leader.
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25. Ask for directions to another Walmart.
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