Paranoia thread V3
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Paranoia thread V3
by MysticPing Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:28 pm
Paranoia: Everything i say 
Post your paranoia here!
Post your paranoia here!
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Re: Paranoia thread V3
by borisperrons Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:38 pm
Kryten is sleeping, and when he wakes will eat the world.
- Kryten by Dante Gabriel Rossetti, national portrait gallery:
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Re: Paranoia thread V3
by Guest Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:46 pm
I got a theory, that is very very spooky. By opening the spoiler below, you confirm that you are 18+
- Spooky stuff:
A seemingly normal border dispute has gripped kerbin. We all know the talks, we all know the motives of the leaders in the disputes now a days... Or do we?
I made a stunning finding one day when I was looking through the maps of this region for... classified... reasons.
I noticed there are three major cities in or around the area of dispute. Harmless many people may think, but I got curious... So I investigated further... I soon started to find a pattern in these cities. Something that you may overlook at first glance.
I noticed that there where three cities forming a triangle... Illuminati has 3 sides... I also noticed that this region has one dominant conflict ongoning. Illuminati has one eye. Illuminati is a four syllable word... 3 + 1 = 4, this region = illuminati.
However there is more, there are two sides in this conflict. With two large contributers of it. Out of the number four, we can divide it with two. 4/2 = 2. Kabudanka is run by Kryten. Kryten is a two syllable word. Deadman is also a two syllable word. Kryten is Deadman.
Deadman + 2 = 4. Deadman is this conflict.
I have come to the shocking conclusion based on all this inrefutable evidence. Kryten is Deadman, Deadman has created this conflict. However Deadman is presumed dead, so he must have emerged from the dead once again, making it his second time. There is number two again, Deadman is a two syllable word, 2 + 2 = 4, this conflict = 4. This proves that Deadman is in control of this conflict.
Deadman has destroyed the world once, however everything else about him = 2 in some way. 1 + 1 = 2. This means that Deadman will destroy another RP. Deadman is in control of this RP, thus he must be plotting to destroy it to fullfill his destiny.
Wake up sheeple!
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Re: Paranoia thread V3
by Halocon720 Tue Sep 16, 2014 3:34 am
The Angeloi will spread their holy wrath across Kerbin, killing all in their path.
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Re: Paranoia thread V3
by Sylandro Thu Sep 18, 2014 7:14 pm
Raxira will become a part of Narcono-Gladia and then Narcono-Gladia will rule Kolusia and then all of Kerbin
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Re: Paranoia thread V3
by JayDee Thu Sep 18, 2014 7:19 pm
damnit warrior did you leak our plan again?
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Re: Paranoia thread V3
by Warriorbulb Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:32 pm
Nuh uh. I didn't spill the beans. It must have been the shapeshifting lizard people controlling the governments of Narcona, Gladia, and the whole world who will enslave us all.
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Re: Paranoia thread V3
by Yuriski Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:55 pm
Terripana is a giant floating prison containing all of the evil dictators and terrorists of past RPs.
Invading me signals the start of global terror.
Invading me signals the start of global terror.
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Re: Paranoia thread V3
by Sylandro Sun Oct 26, 2014 5:19 pm
Yuriski wrote:Terripana is a giant floating prison containing all of the evil dictators and terrorists of past RPs.
Invading me signals the start of global terror.
Oh no, Egercia will annex ALL of Kerbin now if you do so
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Re: Paranoia thread V3
by Warriorbulb Sun Oct 26, 2014 8:35 pm
Legitimate concern: Commies gonna invade err body. ย Theaterwide biotoxic and chemical warfare.
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Re: Paranoia thread V3
by Guest Sun Nov 02, 2014 11:10 pm
Rikuto has been stockpiling weapons in the dark the entire RP. No one will expect the Rikuto inqusition.
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Re: Paranoia thread V3
by Warriorbulb Sun Nov 02, 2014 11:48 pm
I'm scared. That sounds very scary.
*shivers*
*shivers*
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Re: Paranoia thread V3
by MysticPing Mon Nov 03, 2014 6:26 am
Raxiria will end the world before they lose
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Re: Paranoia thread V3
by dogon11 Mon Nov 03, 2014 4:06 pm
Fisnavavaada will end the world before they go commie.
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Re: Paranoia thread V3
by cziken20 Mon Nov 03, 2014 4:20 pm
Mustard gas smells funny. Is true. Thats why appe is gunna ags us. Because hes funny too. Illumianti confirm.
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Re: Paranoia thread V3
by Guest Mon Nov 03, 2014 4:31 pm
Little known fact. The mansion is a massive nuclear bomb
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